- my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
- me: actually its 10:58
- me: scarlett johannsen is really attractive
- me: am i a lesbian?
- me:
- me: but benedict cumberbatch
- me: but jennifer lawrence
- me: but matt smith, david tennant, billie piper
- me: oh god I'm jack harkness
friendly reminder that the world supposedly ends in 75 days
Aaaaaand now my teacher is talking about how Romney and Ryan and how there’s “a chance they’ll soon be in charge”
Time to stop paying attention
You can’t spell neighbor without ‘neigh’.
I just had a car accident and I’m so glad I didn’t die because this would have been my last post ever.
- romney: I WILL CREATE MORE JOBS, I KNOW HOW, I WILL DO IT
- student: okay how
- romney: I WILL CREATE THE JOBS
